Players to Avoid

[Eliard]

This is a list of players (outside of our clan!) who are known to have very poor hosting connections or are griefers and overall assholes.

Please note that a "bad" host is not simply someone in whose games doors have a small delay in opening. "Bad" means that the game is practically unplayable (e.g. everything is running in place and not dying for many seconds, or - and this actually happened to me - you load into the game with none of your skills unlocked and it stays that way for well over a minute).

Bad/Laggy Hosts (and I actually belong in this group for now, thanks a lot Time Warner -_-)

Xealith (unfortunately, as he's a friend of mine but I never accept his game invites anymore)
nasketon
NoonKnight
Hastearms (Holy FUCK, I hesitate to call this guy's internet a "connection"... He also afked immediately once the mission started)
SINNERZ666 or CASTIGADOR_13 (most likely SINNERZ666)
CryogenicNinja
famt12 or SomusNox
DEPREDADOR95 (seriously what's with the capslock)
Ayuriell
The_Sharp_Demonologist
Psychidelical
Azriel123 or NinjaKitty (most likely Azriel123)
D-Damenace (it got better while we were heading to extraction, but still it was pretty bad.)
Andresvega
flintironflame
LocomasH
hailstormful (holy SHIT)
bertthehost
musclezhu (seriously, only for 24 Oxium on a Kappa run thanks to this guy)

Assholes/Trolls

mysterymeat3 - There's no English word for what he is, but the Finnish have one: Pilkunnussija.
pamof - Does nothing but screw around with Bounce Pad.
KateGunnR24 and noudidnot - Hosted defense mission and didn't have the courtesy or common sense to stay until wave fuckin' five before ditching for a void mission and host migrating/mission failing the rest of the squad.
The_Laughing_Man - Not only does he butt into other people's business, he keeps telling you to eat asterisks because apparently he doesn't know how to type "dick" to get past the cuss filter.
GatsuRage - Standard wormhole trolling.
BillTheSauceHead - Troll host who tried to fail defense.
Delsana - Bible thumper. Need I say more?
Cthulhu4875 - Doesn't wait for squad in elevators.
Dominus_Tenno - Forced a host migration because he missed a Detron part. Not entirely sure what that means (or if this goes more under Nubs/Dumbasses).
idontfight and/or fantasmatron - Doesn't wait for squad in elevators, rushes without killing enemies

Nubs and Dumbasses (Yes, it seems this section is necessary now)

ThePresident777 - Came on a Nightmare mode mission, didn't keep up and died, stayed in the mission so he could mooch off the alert reward even though he did jack shit - all this despite being account level 8. [Edit] A month later and he's still mastery rank 8, and still completely useless as a team member. [12/25/13] STILL A CRAPPY PLAYER, GET WITH THE PROGRAM SCRUB
Nicholas1234562 - Somehow account rank 2 but at Xini; stood around and did nothing but loot even when the pod was swamped; said he only wanted mods and had no intention of helping because he was "tired". (Protip: If you're tired, fucking go to sleep instead of being dead weight.)
Tinkeretoy2 - Somehow rank 2 at Kappa; kept dying because apparently Loki really gave off a swordsman tank impression to him. No, he was not using Invisibility the way a melee Loki should.
Panelope - Fits equally in Nubs and Assholes, I suppose! Doesn't know how to move quickly on slow frames (it's really not that hard), but throws pussy-ass bitch tantrums when you try to help him.
GSilas - Doesn't understand basic concepts like mission completion requirements or staying with the objective (see niekaa's post below).
Jpower23 - I brought him along on a taxi service alert mission for the Raknis helm; I went down while he was Blade Storming right by me, he finished his BS and left without even trying to revive me. Fucking ingrate who wouldn't even be able to go on the mission without me. Oh and not to mention that I revived him previously too.
SoggyCow - Obviously doesn't understand that, as the game is in BETA, there are bound to be bugs and glitches, and threw a hissy fit at me for "voting early" when the game had auto-voted when I entered his session. I tried explaining him that my client was probably bugged out but he kept on accusing me of voting. Whatever, you can carry that shitfuck Hobbled Dragon key yourself then.
Shu-Ha-Ri - Mastery rank 9 but was basically useless at Derelict Defense. (see entry below)
ZAXTO - Mastery rank 2. Half noob, half leecher, all idiot. Did jack squat on a Saturn rescue mission: Wouldn't help kill, wouldn't go past or even keep up with me (I guess because OOOH SCARY GRINEER. Hey guess what. If you think you're underleveled for goddamn SATURN, then DON'T GO THERE.), afked and died at least twice. After finding the rescue target, I told him if he wasn't going to even try to help, I was going to leave. His response? Dying. Again. Guess who left.

AFKers/leechers

Sephirothya - Corpus defense, never moved from spawn area.
sl4sh3r - Defense portion of Mobile Defense, probably to leech affinity.
aho. - Gradivus event
Lammus - Gradivus event
Orazzal - Gradivus event
zachoman2000 - Survival. Afk for over half the mission and still had the nerve to beg for help after he was downed when he finally came back.
Kaiblade - Leeching affinity at Cyath. At mastery rank 10? Jesus. What a disgrace.
Iaijutsu - Infestation Invasions
skillet117 - Invasions
LL_LL - Invasions (Mastery rank 14? Go kill yourself. -_-)
xxradiancexx - Alert afker
OttoGerts - Invasion leecher
iseeu2 - Invasions
Buli696 - Invasions
bigarcher - Invasions
Onryu - Invasions (rank 15? Kill yourself.)
MajesticalCreature - Alert afker (on goddamn Ceres, in the cavern map.)

Scammers (now that trading is out)

heartshadow3 - Sold Uncommon 5 fusion cores; buyer was asking for Rare 5.

[Niinjiitsu]

mysterymeat3 is a hobo

[Eliard]

If you encounter undesirable players, do post them here and I will add them to the list so that if matchmaking blacklisting is ever implemented, we will be ahead of the rest of the playerbase. : P

[Visage]

How bad is it that I can sometimes be called a Pilkunnussija? I get really OCD sometimes.

[Eliard]

Well, that guy was in our defense mission (that is, level 60+ Ancients coming at us from all directions) and rather than fight, he stood around ragging on Niinjiitsu for his grammar. Because you know, when you're surrounded by stuff that's capable of stunlocking you, taking the time to carefully capitalize and punctuate your entire sentence is obviously the most reasonable thing to do.

It takes a special breed of fuckhead to be a Pilkunnussija, so I wouldn't worry too much if I were you. xd

[Niinjiitsu]

ok ok this is the best range since call of duty 2008 ive seen in a long time and all i was trying to do was help the guy with a suggestion

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[Eliard]

Wow, what a goddamn baby. If he's going to rage about people not waiting for him, why the fuck does he even play PuGs? That's rusher central...

Added to list.

[niekaa]

Some context. I was running with a bunch of pugs, and this kid diabetes died and dropped the datapack. I ran back to get it, while this other guy GSilas went down way ahead of me and started screaming for my help. And this is how he took the fact that I prioritized retrieving the datapack over him burning one of his revives.

[Eliard]

Looks like, thanks to TimeWarner's shitty upload speeds, my hosting days are now over. :/

[Eliard]

OH MY GOD DAMMIT DE GIVE US BLACKLISTING ALREADY I'M SO SICK OF IDIOTS FUUUUUUUCK

[Deleted]

I'll continually edit this post instead of creating new ones. The ones who I report are purposefully malicious and not new players.
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Orokin Derelict — Defence
Shu-Ha-Ri — Mastery Rank 9

Nothing against dudes playing what they want in pugs but this was a strange one. They joined as Ash and just stood there most of the time instead of protecting the pod. Kept waiting for huge swarms around it to use Blade Storm as if he was roleplaying then mentioning his skill being bugged; ROLEPLAY SO HARD BRO. Not sure if this goes under nubs or trolls.

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Sedna — Kappa
skillet117 — Mastery Rank 8

Your average AFK event leecher, did not move once.

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[Visage]

Add Dominus_Tenno. Forced a hostmigration because he missed a Detron part, though anecdote is from Region chat. Take with salt.