Post by Eliard on Dec 11, 2013 2:36:05 GMT -5
For Squirrel, I throw away my pride and dignity by having written this:
MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS. Y'ALL.
* HE HAS A SODA CAN. LOOK.
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
Frosty the warframe, was a very tanky chap
With those hammer pants and a soda can*
And a badass iceberg hat
Frosty the warframe, was a sluggish frame to play
He was oh so slow, but the Tenno know
How he saved the pod that day
He must have had Streamline equipped when no orbs could be found
He waved his hands and brought a snow globe swirling all around!
Oh, Frosty the warframe, was the hero of the day,
And the Tenno cheered 'mong the dead Grineer
That his snow globe was the way
Tankity tank tank, tankity tank tank, Frosty plods along
Tankity tank tank, tankity tank, stop listening to this song!
Frosty the warframe, was a very tanky chap
With those hammer pants and a soda can*
And a badass iceberg hat
Frosty the warframe, was a sluggish frame to play
He was oh so slow, but the Tenno know
How he saved the pod that day
He must have had Streamline equipped when no orbs could be found
He waved his hands and brought a snow globe swirling all around!
Oh, Frosty the warframe, was the hero of the day,
And the Tenno cheered 'mong the dead Grineer
That his snow globe was the way
Tankity tank tank, tankity tank tank, Frosty plods along
Tankity tank tank, tankity tank, stop listening to this song!
MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS. Y'ALL.
* HE HAS A SODA CAN. LOOK.
OMG BEST CHRISMAS PRESENT EVAR!
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