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Post by Eliard on Aug 2, 2013 20:44:37 GMT -5
"Vulkar is like the fetal alcohol syndrome version of the Vandaltron"
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Post by Niinjiitsu on Aug 6, 2013 14:34:25 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Eliard on Aug 8, 2013 21:26:55 GMT -5
The Council chat somehow got to talking about Pokémon, and someone said that Vor would evolve into Vay (Hek):
Me: Well, can you do be a vayvor? :V
Someone: what the hek do you want
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Post by AussiePommy on Aug 9, 2013 4:38:26 GMT -5
the puns are strong in this one
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Post by Eliard on Aug 9, 2013 11:24:27 GMT -5
From the Frost page on the Warframe Wikia:
its about freeze effects in curtain planets
A Wikia contributor XX.XXX.X.XXX
you know how when its to cold your shaild gets cut in half do tht happen to frost
4 days ago
XX.XXX.XXX.XXX
A Wikia contributor XX.XXX.XXX.XXX
Yes. It happens to Frost. And it looks like it happened to your brain, too. Please learn to spell. It took me almost a whole minute to figure out what you were asking, especially because you couldn't even be arsed to put a question mark at the end of your inquiry.
3 days ago
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Post by Eliard on Aug 29, 2013 17:25:52 GMT -5
Eliard: I just remembered my weird-ass dream
Eliard: I was in a Trinity frame, not my frame of choice at the time, and some Rhino had challenged me to a duel
Eliard: I was like ... eh... not exactly equipped for it, but fine whatever
Eliard: So I was trying to do the whole Blessing/Link/Vampire deal
Eliard: And it kind of worked at first but he wised up to it and stopped attacking me
Eliard: So I take the opportunity to have at him with my swords
Eliard: Except he kind of smacks them aside and trips me somehow and then just sort of sits on me
Eliard: Trinity being a few sticks glued together by nano spores and goodwill and Rhino being, well, Rhino, I couldn't exactly get up
Lazermaniac: Hahaha
Lazermaniac: being sat on by a rhino is a definitive experience
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Post by Eliard on Sept 23, 2013 4:49:53 GMT -5
(Lazer and me in a PuG of 4 Nekros frames) Lazermaniac: NEKROSES Kynian: each with different colors apparently Kynian: im ranger red Sacia: Im baby barf green Lazermaniac: i'm pimpin purple Eliard: I'm... overused sci-fi teal  |
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Post by Eliard on Oct 7, 2013 20:36:57 GMT -5
On an alert mission with pubbies: All four of us are close together, approaching an elevator. The other three get in and start it a half-second before I would have gotten in with them. Me: ..nice. *elevator reaches end, I call it back*
*elevator arrives, I hit the ride button*Etak is down! OddMythic is down! bag626 is down! *elevator arrives*Me: Well then! *runs right past them* Ain't karma a bitch  |
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Post by Eliard on Nov 8, 2013 0:20:23 GMT -5
Eliard: Time Warner doesn't deserve to be the second largest cable company in the US -___-
Eliard: Maybe the second largest stable company
Eliard: So it can have a place to store all the horse shit that it's made of
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Post by Eliard on Nov 10, 2013 2:35:27 GMT -5
Eli: AGH JESUS
Eli: Bill is a fucking ninja
Eli: He somehow got into the room and I never noticed, he was there for like five minutes
Eli: Just waiting to see if I'd notice he was there
Eli: And I never did, so he poked me in the back
Eli: x___x;;
FireEclipse: Secret Agentttt man!
FireEclipse: lol
FireEclipse: a poke
Eli: Hahaha
FireEclipse: dats deadly
Eli: And he does this fairly often too.. and then insists that he's not a ninja
Eli: "I'm not a ninja! I'm a chubby white guy!"
Eli: Me: WELL APPARENTLY CHUBBY WHITE GUYS CAN BE NINJAS
FireEclipse: LOL
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Post by Eliard on Nov 10, 2013 15:55:37 GMT -5
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Post by Visage on Nov 20, 2013 11:32:18 GMT -5
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Post by Eliard on Dec 5, 2013 17:53:30 GMT -5
It's crazy long and not actually Warframe-related, but I just have to.
Eliard: Lmfao Sean you're actually in season now!
Santa Claus: I know it's amazing!!!
Santa Claus: I might do different names for different holidays now
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Santa Claus: I think I'll be cupid or something for valentine's
Santa Claus: something having to do with lucky charms and a leprechaun for st. pats
-snip-
Santa Claus: hmmmm
Santa Claus: idk what I'd do for 4th of july though
Eliard: That's simple my friend
Eliard: You gotta be 'MURICA
Santa Claus: what
Santa Claus: dress in an american flag as a toga and glue mcdonalds all over myself?
Eliard: So, you'll have to gain 300 pounds, get yourself a red-white-blue powered wheelchair with a basket
Eliard: And pile hamburgers and hotdogs into the basket
Santa Claus: I'll need a bald eagle to sit on my shoulder the entire time
Eliard: Yep.
Santa Claus: and when someone tells me that I can't do something
Santa Claus: I'll just yell at them "FREEDOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS" and do it anyways
Eliard: Don't forget to throw hotdogs at them!
Santa Claus: have some freedom!!!! *pelts security guard with hotdog*
Santa Claus: to small child: Santa isn't real! Uncle Sam brings your presents every year! This year you get a boatload of FREEEEEDOM! *throws a bunch of packs of hotdogs at small child*
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Post by Eliard on Dec 10, 2013 2:36:57 GMT -5
Eliard: ...So...
Eliard: I got curious and went to check out Runescape since it's been ages since I last logged on
Eliard: Turned out it's in its third iteration now and runs from a proggy rather than in your browser
Eliard: So I figured sure, I'll go see if the head-desk emote is still there.
Eliard: Tried to log into old account, info didn't work. Seemed to be hacked.
Eliard: k no problem, make new account.
Eliard: Dragged self through long-ass tutorial, got off tutorial island and into beginnersville
Eliard: Random disconnect.
Eliard: Reason?
Eliard: Permanently banned for being a "macro-ing gold farmer".
Eliard: Sure Jagex, I was gonna play Warframe anyway.
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Post by Eliard on Dec 18, 2013 11:18:29 GMT -5
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